hit her with the reverse card
when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated
iM LAUGHING SO HARD THERE WERE TAMPONS IN MY FREEZER????????
I JUST ASKED MY BROTHER AND HE SAID THAT HE FOUND THE “POPSICLES” IN MOMMY’S BAG AND JUST DIDNT WANT THEM TO MELT IM LAUGHING
so he kept bothering me over and over because i was “keeping all the popsicles to myself” and i decided to let him open one…
fetus Kendall and Kylie were the best
Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly